Congress’s default browser is Netscape
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Congress thinks a flash drive is the new mooning
Congress thinks command c is the best argument for a strong Navy
Congress thinks Al Gore invented global warming.
Congress thinks every thread on 4chan is posted by one guy named anonymous. Congress also doesn’t understand how one guy can be causing so much trouble, especially since he’s spending so much time posting on 4chan.
Congress doesn’t understand why Tito can’t empty the trash without their password
Congress is waiting in the T3 line to see the new schwarzenegger movie
Congress thinks a meme is someone that should find her own healthcare
Congress thinks ISP is a rap group turned gang
Congress thinks QWERTY is “that black guy from star trek the next generation”
Congress thinks Mozilla fought Mothra
Congress thinks a hotmail account will get you discounts with the chippendales
Congress thinks USB drive is a feature on one-a-them new fangled hybrid cars
Congress thinks a browser is the baddie from the mario brothers
